Here is her resume, let me know what you think:
Dear Ms. Mayo,
My name is Kayli, and I am a mature, responsible boxer. I recently noticed that you have an ad for a "photoshop guru" on your blog, and although I have no idea what that is, I think I may be the pup for the job. I am applying because my dad does not buy me enough treats, and I need some extra money to buy the treaties I deserve. I am sure I can learn this photoshop, but I have other qualities that may be of service to you. Some of these include:
1) Bird chasing (to keep birds from the wedding)
2) Eating any food that may drop on the floor (so that you can have nice, clean pictures)
3) Whining at guests to keep them in line
4) many many other things!
I certainly hope you will consider my application. Below is a picture of me relaxing after a grueling day on my last job. I hope to hear from you soon....
Kayli Wallen